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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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