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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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