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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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