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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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