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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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