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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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