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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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