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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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