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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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