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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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