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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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