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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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