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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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