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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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