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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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