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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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