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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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