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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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