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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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