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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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