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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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