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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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