Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.