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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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