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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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