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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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