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Pet death
My
aunt
Virginia
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Simba
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a rhinoceros 🦏
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a bear 🐻
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