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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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