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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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