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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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