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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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