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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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