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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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