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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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