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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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