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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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