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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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