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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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