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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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