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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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