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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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