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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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