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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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