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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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