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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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