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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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