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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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