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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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