Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.