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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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